How about something new and amusing? I present to you Jerrybear's First Weekly Bottom Ten College Football Rankings:

1) Temple (0-10)...these guys have scored in double figures only four times in ten games and their best scoring output is 17. It doesn't get much worse than this, folks.

2) U of Buffalo (0-9)...like Temple, this is an offensively challenged team that has done no better than 20 points in any game, has been shut out twice, and held to only one score three other times.

3) Rice (0-8)...much better on offense than Temple and Buffalo, but otherwise pretty horrible as evidenced by el zippo wins.

4) Duke (1-9)...is it basketball season yet? Why they even bother with football at Duke is a mystery to me. This year's team has only one win, over Virginia Military Academy which is not exactly a powerhouse of college gridiron.

5) Syracuse, or as I like to call them Sorrycuse (1-7)...their only win so far is over aforementioned Bad News Buffalo. I like to think that the Sorrycuse football team is paying for the annoyingness of their men's basketball coach, the Jackass Known As Jim Boeheim.

6) Florida Atlantic (1-8)...the worst of the worst conference in Division 1-A, which of course would be the Sun Belt.

7) New Mexico State (0-9)...the worst team in a middle of the road Div 1-A conference (WAC).

8) Washington (1-8)...once they were a top PAC-10 team and a regular Rose Bowl participant. Now they just suck.

9) Illinois (2-7)...the dregs of the Big Ten, with el zippo conference wins and their only success coming against Rutgers and San Jose State...which brings me to...

10) San Jose State (1-8)...hanging out with New Mexico State at the bottom of the Western Athletic Conference. These two powerhouses play each other next Saturday, so I guess we will find out who really sucks then.