Tomorrow's college football:

Michigan will easily cover the 25 point spread against always-pitiful Indiana.

Vegas says Western Michigan over Central Michigan by three...I say Vegas is out of their minds! The Mighty Chippewas will defeat Worstern and move one step closer to a Bowl Bid!

Eastern Michigan will beat Ball State, or, Ball State will beat Eastern Michigan, or who really gives a toss about these two teams anyway?

I like Auburn in a minor upset over Georgia (UGa is favored by three).

In an Epic Battle of Sun Belt Conference Titans (ha-ha!!!) Arkansas State will beat Troy State. No one will much care, though.

Minnesota will punk Michigan Agricultural, oops I mean State.

In Another Not So Epic Battle of Sun Belt Conference Titans, Florida Atlantic will beat North Texas. But if nobody is in the stands to see them win, did they really win after all???

Kansas State will beat Nebraska, sending Husker fans into an even deeper depression over how bad their team sucks.

Notre Dame will mercilessly pound the Naval Academy.

California-Berkeley will beat the Southern Cal Hollywood Pretty Boyz! You heard it here first!

Texas will have no problem with Kansas, but may not quite cover the massive 33 point spread.

Iowa will beat Wisconsin. They have to, for Michigan to have a shot at the Big Ten BCS bid.

South Florida is favored by eight over Sorrycuse at Sorrycuse. South Florida will win by at least that much. Sorrycuse is living up to that name more and more lately. They still have not beaten anyone this season besides the University of Buffalo, who would probably lose to any credible high school team.

Speaking of Bad News Buffalo, they will go to 0-10 on the 2005 season with a loss at Kent State.

Purdue will drub the Worst Team In The Big Ten Right Now (that would be Illinois, folks!).

Upset special! Memphis will beat reeling Tennessee! Am I out of my mind???

LSU will beat Alabama by more than the three point spread. Sorry, Tide fans, you are a strange bunch of people and I am not impressed with your team. No bizarre flag dancing ritual for you tomorrow, unless you do that when you lose too.

Miami of Florida is One of the Crookedest Programs in College Football and I Do Not Like Them. Nevertheless, I do not see them losing to Wake Forest. What the hell kind of name is "Wake Forest" for a university anyway???

Another Upset Special! Northwestern will punk Ohio State! Again you may ask if I am out of my mind.

In a Battle of Average Big 12 Teams, Oklahoma will beat Texas A & M.