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Friday, October 28, 2005

From Annoying Advertisements, let us move on to Pigskin Picks for tomorrow:

Southern Cal Pretty Boyz are favored by 30 at home against Washington State. While I always hope that U$C will lose, it is probably not likely they will lose this one. Then again, that's why they play the games as Chris Berman likes to say.

Texas will easily beat Oklahoma State, the only question being whether the Horns will cover the 37 point spread.

Georgia v. Florida should be a good one...Vegas has the Gators by four but I will go with Georgia to win.

Alabama will not lose to Utah State, but the Tide may not cover the 34 point line.

Miami of Florida will drill North Carolina. The Tar Heels should really just stick to basketball because they suck at football.

Louisiana State will absolutely hammer North Texas. This one will be at least as ugly as Vegas predicts it to be (LSU by 44).

UCLA will beat Stanford.

I still am pissed at Flawiduh State for 1991, so Maryland will beat the Criminoles. Or maybe I am just out of my cottonpickin' Maize and Blue mind!

Penn State will take care of business against the Purdon't Spoilermakers.

Ohio State v. Minnesota in a matchup of 5-2 Big Ten contenders. Minny has home field but I like the Buckeyes to win this one.

Wisconsin will Mercilessly Drub the Worst Team In The Big Ten Right Now, also known as the Illinois (Used to be) Fighting Illini.

Texas Tech will take care of Baylor.

Auburn will put a Big Hurt on Ole Miss.

TCU over San Diego State.

Michigan will beat Northwestern, and become Officially Bowl Eligible.

Fresno State over Hawai'i.

South Carolina in an upset of Tennessee.

The Mighty Chippewas of Central Michigan will prevail over Toledo and stake their claim to a Bowl Bid.

If anyone really cares, Western Michigan will beat Kent State. Or maybe Kent State will beat Western Michigan. Or maybe no one really cares.

Rutgers (who sucks) will get punked by Navy.

Sorrycuse (who also sucks) will get punked by Cincinnati.

Clemson (who also, you guessed it, SUCKS) will get punked by Georgia Tech.

In the Didn't These Teams Used To Be Good Bowl, we have Nebraska favored by one over Oklahoma. Once upon a time this was a Game of the Century type matchup. Now, just flip a coin to choose between Teams That Are No Longer Relevant.

Wake Forest vs. Duke...Vegas has Wake by 14, but who really is going to be watching this snoozefest let alone betting good money on it?

Have a Fun College Football Saturday!

Temple will suffer yet another in a long string of defeats as Miami of Ohio becomes the second team named Miami to pummel them this season. Miami of Florida already has.

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