How about some Saturday College Football picks? OK, here we go...

Michigan will finally win back to back games in 2005 with a win at Iowa. Sorry Hawkeyes, you are overrated and that pink visitors' locker room is just plain lame.

Northwestern will upset Michigan Agricultural, oops I mean Michigan State!

Ohio State will have no problem with hapless Indiana.

Pittsburgh will likewise have no problem with hapless Sorrycuse.

Rutgers vs. U-Conn-if this was women's basketball it would be a great matchup of top programs. Unfortunately both these schools have crappy football teams, so no one will care about this game. Flip a coin.

In the Battle of Religious Schools, Notre Dame will hammer Brigham Young. I guess God must like them better or something.

Overrated Clemson will win, but only because they are playing Truly Awful Temple (point spread is a whopping 36).

I like Wisconsin to beat Purdon't at Madison.

Penn State will come back strong from the loss to Michigan, at the expense of Illinois.

Toledo is favored by 30 and a half over Buffalo. Maybe it won't be this much of a blowout, but there is no way Toledo loses to Bad News Buffalo.

Texas should beat Texas Tech, but may get a scare from them. An upset here is not out of the question but I think the Horns will prevail.

Southern Cal Pretty Boys vs. Washington...I so badly want the Evil Empire of U$C to lose this one, but Washington will be lucky to cover the 30 point spread. I'd love for the Huskies to prove me wrong by beating the SCPBs.

Tennessee will pull off the mild upset over Alabama (Tide are favored by three and a half).

Texas A & M vs. Kansas State, Or, Has Been vs. Never Was. Another game where you may as well flip a coin to decide between two equally mediocre teams.

Bowling Green will drill Worstern (oops I mean Western) Michigan.

Miami of Ohio will drill Leastern (oops I mean Eastern) Michigan.

Although I could really care less, Louisiana Tech will pound the Not So Mean Green of North Texas.

Have a Happy College Football Saturday!