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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

I found these Bits O'Nonsensical Gibberish on the walls of Beautiful Downtown Flint today, and more importantly may have learned the identity of Flint's Resident Dadaist Graffiti Artist!

First, for the new Poems on the Aboveground Walls:
"HAS NOT HEALING HEALERS IN AREA ON AREAS?"

"42100%" (yes, just the number and the percent sign...as always your guess is as good as mine)

"ALL SAFETY TOPICS?"

So, basically two unanswerable and nonsensical questions and a strange looking percent.

I also found two identical business cards on the sidewalk of Saginaw Street, with the following wording that seems very much like that which gets magic markered onto the walls of Downtown Flint's many Potemkin Village-esque vacant buildings:

"OUR CONSTANT PSYCHE CONDITIONS EACHLY! ALSO OUR ACTUAL CREATORS CONDITIONS INDIVIDUALLY TOO!"

OK, whatever!

Then we get something that actually makes some sense..."THE CONDITIONS: "ALWAYS LEARNING AND TEACHING CONSTANTLY"

Then we get the phrase "MY KNOWLEDGE" and the name "Milton Frank Harding."

So I am thinking that Milton Frank Harding might be the name of the person who is magic markering these bizarre screeds on the buildings (and in at least one instance, a sidewalk).

Then comes the apparent initialism "SYWYK" which I have observed in several of this person's graffiti rantings. Still no clue as to what if anything this might mean or stand for.

This is followed by "LOCAL 395." So "SYWYK" (whatever that is) has locals?????

As they used to say on the "X Files"...The Truth Is Out There.

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